“All human beings are subject to attachment
and thirst for pleasure.
they are caught in the cycle
of birth and death.
they run about frightened
like a hunted hare,
suffering more and more.
Only the liberated Old Ones
Can teach them new ways
to shout and kill
and enjoy themselves,
and all the earth will flame
with ecstasy and freedom”
Iä ! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
In the year of 2022, a dark and dreadful event will take place in the ancient city of R’lyeh, where the slumbering god Cthulhu lies dreaming. A group of daring and desperate wrestlers from all over the world will gather to challenge the eldritch horrors that dwell in the sunken depths, in a spectacle of madness and violence known as Cthulhu Slam. This is not a mere sport, but a ritual of blood and sacrifice, a holy war between the cults of the Old Ones and the defenders of humanity. Only the bravest and the strongest will survive the cosmic terror that awaits them in the ring, where they will face unspeakable abominations and twisted monstrosities that defy all reason and sanity. This is Cthulhu Slam 2022: Holy Wars, the ultimate showdown of cosmic horror and wrestling action. Do you dare to witness it?